Friday, November 05, 2004
Bick up yoself!
I really think it's fair to call Bush supporters dumb and I don't feel bad saying it. Statistics also are on my side. This report shows that how the blues states are smarter and red states are plain stupid.
Michael Moore made a few good points in his "17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists" article. Amongst them, these are pretty hilarious:
3. The only age group in which the majority voted for Kerry was young adults (Kerry: 54%, Bush: 44%), proving once again that your parents are always wrong and you should never listen to them.
9. Gays, thanks to the ballot measures passed on Tuesday, cannot get married in 11 new states. Thank God. Just think of all those wedding gifts we won't have to buy now.
11. The CEO of Coors was defeated for Senate in Colorado. Drink up!
12. Admit it: We like the Bush twins and we don't want them to go away.
Now, enough of the election. Moving on to newer and better things. The Blues Alley recording came out and it's dynamite. We're definitely gonna release it. The NMH reunion luncheon at Corcoran is also coming soon. I'll see how this guy could dispel the Da Vinci Code myth tonight.
Other than that, I'm still the coolest cat in town, and quoting Ali G, "Bick up yoself!"
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Michael Moore made a few good points in his "17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists" article. Amongst them, these are pretty hilarious:
3. The only age group in which the majority voted for Kerry was young adults (Kerry: 54%, Bush: 44%), proving once again that your parents are always wrong and you should never listen to them.
9. Gays, thanks to the ballot measures passed on Tuesday, cannot get married in 11 new states. Thank God. Just think of all those wedding gifts we won't have to buy now.
11. The CEO of Coors was defeated for Senate in Colorado. Drink up!
12. Admit it: We like the Bush twins and we don't want them to go away.
Now, enough of the election. Moving on to newer and better things. The Blues Alley recording came out and it's dynamite. We're definitely gonna release it. The NMH reunion luncheon at Corcoran is also coming soon. I'll see how this guy could dispel the Da Vinci Code myth tonight.
Other than that, I'm still the coolest cat in town, and quoting Ali G, "Bick up yoself!"
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